the same Monty Python movie:  “’She turned me into a newt ... I got better.’ Let us hope the same for these poor, misguided souls. And that we don't have to finance the treatment.”
       Here are what some of the members of Officers of Avalon had to say in response to Coren’s column:

Joie Balindjo, former Chancellor General ofOfficers of Avalon, a deputy sheriff in Florida who is a Vodou priestess:

“I would like to commend you on one of the finest humor pieces I've read in a long while, and to thank you for the free advertising. I'm still laughing, as bad as it was. I would venture to say that if Mr. Coren was tragically trapped in a burning building or in peril of his life from a robber, he would not care if it was a Pagan emergency responder who was coming in to rescue him. In fact, it probably wouldn't cross his mind any more than it does anyone else our members serve through their professions.

“The Officers of Avalon do indeed include members from Canada, the USA, and Australia who are police officers, firefighters and in emergency medical professions, both civilian and military. Every day our members are among those who are willing to put their lives on the line for others and we take great pride in each other. We also happen to follow various Pagan paths in our personal lives and find our inner strength by it.  There is one truth throughout this piece that Christian, Islamic and Judaic Clergy and belief systems have something worthwhile to offer prison inmates. I have to agree with this, especially given that the majority of inmates profess to be of one of them. Inmates need access to their spiritual advisors, especially when being forced to confront their own actions in such an environment. The comparatively rare Pagan inmate asking for clergy should also have his or her needs met.

“I would never assume criminal behavior to be the fault of those faiths. I ascribe criminal behavior to only itself and the individual.

“All in all, this column was a sadly disappointing introduction to your newspaper. Another source peddling lies, hatred and ignorance nobody needs. It is not a public service, certainly.”

Travis Ecclestone, Australasian Preceptor, Officers of Avalon, a firefighter and Vodou priest from Australia:

Firstly I wish to thank you for providing a most humorous piece of reading material, and secondly, for a chance to respond, appropriately beyond my shores, …

“…I find the generalisations you have made completely ludicrous, and humorous mind, but showing a complete lack of research into the subject, despite the reference to doing so in the article. It seems to me you only went so far as visiting these websites in a vain attempt to justify your attack. You take every comment made on each site as a way to attack the organization, the people associated with it, and pagans in general. I must compliment you on your most unbiased journalism.

“Your comments referencing Monty Python actually show yourself (as indicated by your article) to a ‘T‘. You have dressed ‘witches’ up in crooked noses and pointed hats and branded all Pagans as such. Please pardon the personal question here sir, but have you ever been turned into a newt? But I digress.

“To quote your comments, though paraphrased ‘My experience has been that such people tend to have a little too much time and money ...and a total lack of contextual knowledge of ancient and medieval history.’ What is your experience here? My experience is the opposite. I find most of them have little money (though sometimes time), often contribute voluntary time to their community and have a better understanding of cultural and historical contexts than the average citizen. They feel ‘superior’ only as much as the next person. We are only people , just like yourself, who follow a differing set of spiritual and religious beliefs. Your description of clothing, jewelry, attitudes and ‘middle class neurosis’ honestly describes a large percentage of the population in ‘free countries’ many of whom or not Pagan, Wiccan or any non mainstream religions but actually ‘god-fearing Christians‘. It is a personal fashion choice; not necessarily representative of someone's spiritual practice.

“Your second last paragraph I take particular offence at. One for it's deliberately inflammatory comments; two for its total absurdity of speculation and association; and thirdly for its total and utter level of denial. Whilst the sentence ‘While nobody would allege that all pagans break the law, people proudly calling themselves pagans have been involved in child abuse circles and grotesque dark cults’ cannot be stated as being totally wrong, it is totally misleading. Let me rewrite it for you and keep it just as correct as you have made it:  While nobody would allege that all break the law, people proudly calling themselves Christians (Muslims, Jews or any other religious grouping or denomination you wish to state) have been involved in child abuse circles and grotesque dark cults."

“Funny how this is just as correct both grammatically and factually. This

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Volume 2 no. 4  Litha, Midsummer 2007