sumed by fire as is this paper.’

"C)  SAUCER OATH (Civil and Criminal):

“The witness, on taking the stand, kneels down, and the Clerk places in his hand a China saucer whereupon the witness breaks it against the box.  The Clerk then administers the following oath:  'You shall tell the truth and the whole truth;  the saucer is cracked and if you do not tell the truth, your soul will be cracked like the saucer.'

"D)  CHICKEN OATH (Civil and Criminal):

“The witness is handed a piece of paper with the following writing:  'Oath made by (witness signs his name). Being a true witness, I shall enjoy happiness and my sons and grandsons will prosper forever.

'If I give false evidence I shall die on the street, earth will destroy me, and I shall forever suffer in adversity, and all my offspring will be exterminated. In burning this Oath, I humbly submit myself to the Will of Heaven which has brilliant eyes to see.

'The _____ year of the Reign of _____ the day, the _____ Moon.'  (witness signs his name.)

“The witness having signed his name twice, and a cock having been procured, the Court (and Jury) adjourns to a convenient place outside the building where the full ceremony of administering the oath is performed. A block of wood, an axe or a knife, not less than three punk sticks, a pair of candles and Joss paper being obtained, Chinese candles are stuck in the ground and lighted. The oath is then read out loud by the witness, after which he wraps it in Joss paper as used in religious ceremonies. The witness then lays the cock on the block and chops its head off, sets fire to the oath from the candles and holds it until it is consumed.’”

For the sake of brevity, I've omitted the criminal version of the ‘paper oath’ and a ‘candle oath,’ but you get the point. Someone like me that is open to different beliefs and religious practices finds these sort of oaths fascinating.  The corporal was another matter. The expression on the corporal’s face indicated to me that he felt as if his world was collapsing around his ears as he read this. I suppose that he had imagined that the legal system was exclusively Christian and that all of the colleagues surrounding him at work were Christians.

“This is real?”

“That's affirmative.”

“Seriously?”

“Absolutely.”

I started to leave again, but he called to me one last time, “Wait! Wait! What do you believe in then?”

I paused in the doorway.

“You really want to know?”

“Yes.”

“Objective, professional and fair police work.”

“No! No! I mean what do you believe in?”

“Oh that.”

“Yes.”

“Mom.”

“Pardon?”

“Mom.”

“Your mother??”

“Nope. Ours.”

“I don't understand,” he said, a thousand yard stare on his face.

“You got that right,” I said as I turned and left the room.

 

Kerr Cuhulain

 

 

The Fool:  pg 5

e-mail:  webmaster@officersofavalon.com

To contact us:

Text Box: The witness having signed his name twice, and a cock having been procured, the Court (and Jury) adjourns to a convenient place outside the building where the full ceremony of administering the oath is performed

Dispatches:  Volume 2 No. 1   Imbolc/Feile Bhride/Brigid//Barri/Iddis-Thing 2007

O of A Preceptor General Kerr Cuhulain  on duty in plainclothes checking on homeless people in the skid row area of Vancouver